I bought her a bottle, well, just for to try
And the way that she drank it, ya think she might die
I bought her another, it vanished the same
And then she got cod liver oil on the brain
And the way that she drank it, ya think she might die
I bought her another, it vanished the same
And then she got cod liver oil on the brain
Oh doctor, oh doctor, oh dear doctor John
Your cod liver oil is so pure and so strong
I'm afraid of my life I'll go down in the soil
If me wife don't stop drinkin' your cod liver oil
--"Cod Liver Oil" (Traditional)
Recently putting in random ancestors' names into Google to see what might pop up, I came across more newspaper ads for my 4th-great-grandfather Elijah Baker's Premium Bitters, among the earliest I've found yet. In 1853 through at least mid-1854, they appeared in the Richmond Mail almost daily, changing themes with each passing month. In spite of their wild claims, some of them are quite poetic, if overly dramatic. Read on for a good laugh, and then place your own order - for just fifty cents a bottle, it's quite the bargain!
This first ad was printed in the paper 162 years ago today:
January 1854:
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